Hamster Dance

Jon and MIriam are officially MARRIED and have a CHILD
the child's name is Sir Rocky.
Sir Rocky lives in a cage with a fully furnished wood shaving floor, an exercise wheel, and an unlimited supply of water and food.
oh. Sir Rocky is not being mistreated by his parents, rather Sir Rocky is a long-haired Hamster.
Already on Sir Rocky's first day as an adopted child, his parents have already fought over what kind of house he will live in--his mother would like nothing more than to spoil her child--wanting to spend massive amounts of money for a high "stimulus" house. His father, realizing that having a child is NOT easy as he thought it would be, wanted an immediate divorce, or better yet an anullment. However, upon further discussion with Samantha, an anullment would not be possible as they have already "consumated" a child, or rather adopted one. Tough break on them.
Since Jon and Miriam are "separated", and ensuing child custody battle was underway.
Jon, being the father with a stable house, won the first round, but soon realized that he could not handle a kid and quickly handed the kid to its mother.
The mother, being still in school and not allowing kids in her house (the landlord hates kids), had to give up the kid back to Jon for the time being.

Here we leave the "happy" couple...until next time!